Running Man - Captain Freedom's Workout - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Dark red script text reads

Dark red script text reads "Gus Polinski" beside curved dark text reading "polka king of the midwest" around a cartoon portrait of Gus Polinski

Inspired by A Christmas Story

all set within a scalloped ornate border outline

Distressed golden-yellow rustic text below reads "LIT AF

Running Man - Captain Freedom's Workout - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Dark red script text readsCaptain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history. Snapping necks and cashing checks just naturally leads to motivational slogans on a VHS box set. Inspired by The Running Man. The Details: Blue halftone illustration of Captain Freedom in a muscular flexing pose, flanked by red and blue stars, with white outlined block text reading "CAPTAIN FREEDOM'S" and "NO PAIN" above "NO