William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L " stacked across five centered

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Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS' and 'NOSTROMO' across the center

Conditional agreement is just a polite way of calling someone wrong twice in the same sentence

Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L " stacked across five centeredDropping a toll booth in the middle of the desert is peak bureaucratic evil, and Hedley Lamarr's entire posse fell for it. Nobody conquers the West without exact change. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Tan weathered sign reads "GOV. WILLIAM J. LE PETOMANE THRUWAY" with "TOLL 10" and "EXACT CHANGE LANE," flanked by a red and green signal light. Below, a desert scene in muted earth tones depicts a toll booth, cacti, sandstone buttes, and a red