I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt retrotv Below horizontal rules

Below horizontal rules

Red script text reads "Port" beside a black illustration of a bowling ball scattering pins with radiating impact lines

Inspired by the NASA Viking 1 mission to Mars on August 20

A black circle with a telephone icon and the word "phone" appears beside "ORchard 4-6789" at the top of a bright yellow rectangular background

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt retrotv Below horizontal rulesBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked