Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt norfolk Distressed white Old English calligraphic

Distressed white Old English calligraphic text reads "Don't be a Richard" in a single centered arrangement

Large weathered lettering at center reads "MENDL'S" flanked by decorative flourishes

Heavy black sans-serif text below reads "TOXIC WASTE

Touring merch for a band that only existed because three convicts needed gas money is peak accidental greatness

Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt norfolk Distressed white Old English calligraphicRitchie hadn't earned his stage name yet, just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings. American Legion halls weren't ready for that. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Bold red block text reads "RICHARD VALENZUELA" above white script reading "and his." A blue electric guitar flanked by golden yellow wings with red striping sits between blue text reading "FLYING" and "GUITAR!" Below, yellow text reads "SATURDAY JAN 18,