Red River Unger & The Saddlesores - Long Sleeve T-Shirt farts Distressed black lettering reads "BOWLIUM"

Distressed black lettering reads "BOWLIUM" above a black bowling ball with golden diagonal speed lines

it never chased trends

Ordering coffins before drawing your gun is the kind of confidence that rewrites every western rule ever written

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Red River Unger & The Saddlesores - Long Sleeve T-Shirt farts Distressed black lettering reads "BOWLIUM"In one of the greatest what the hell is happening moments in sitcom history, Felix Unger goes full Western and introduces himself as Red River Unger, frontman of the (completely made up) band The Saddlesores. Yes, really. Cowboy hat. Folksy drawl. The works. This tee is a deep cut tribute to that glorious derailment of Felixs uptight persona, straight from The Odd Couple. If you remember it, you already know you need it. Printed on our sturdy 100%