I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt nerds the last status symbol of

the last status symbol of a guy whose entire career peaked at mid-level henchman

A cartoon portrait of Charles De Mar depicts a grinning figure in a black top hat

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Hoefly's was a Belmont Shore institution

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt nerds the last status symbol ofPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU