John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

Bold white block text reads "YOU BEEN SMOOCHIN' WITH" above "EVERYBODY

I'm no dummy

black wire arms and legs

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Johnny's face replacing Jefferson onRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text