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Um - The Element of Confusion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S A navy blue circle withElement 119 sits one spot past the last confirmed entry on the periodic table, meaning confusion officially exists beyond the boundaries of known science. Sounds about right for anyone who's ever been asked a direct question in a meeting. The Details: White square mimicking a periodic table element cell contains black text with "119" in the upper left. Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle, with "Confusion" printed along the bottom in clean sans