Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt ballinger " A distressed golden longhorn

" A distressed golden longhorn skull with ornate flourishes anchors the bottom center

Spicoli discovering basic commerce rules feels like watching someone encounter fire for the first time

and white contains an orange football at the top with a banner reading "LACES OUT

Smaller serif text below reads "Western Association

Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt ballinger " A distressed golden longhornSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"