Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL A vintage illustration of El

A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face beneath an oversized sombrero with radiating sunburst lines sits between the numbers "19" and "23

Bombing at a Vegas diner with an Enlightenment bit is peak Mikey

just walk in furry and walk out with kegs

Some places earn their name

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL A vintage illustration of ElSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit