If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt phoenix Santa openly admitting he does

Santa openly admitting he does it for the ho's is the most honest thing a man in a red suit has ever said

with "ESTD 1912" in golden-yellow text to the right

Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves

Some addresses outlive their buildings

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt phoenix Santa openly admitting he doesRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered