Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Sweatshirt buffalo Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S"

Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S" above curved script reading "Neighborhood Watch

Bender's structural assessment of Shermer High is less about the building and more about everything else falling apart in that library

White stencil-style silhouette of Dark Helmet's oversized dome helmet depicts the angular visor

A small circular emblem depicting a mosquito in amber is centered at the bottom

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Sweatshirt buffalo Bold white text reads "RUMSFIELD'S"Putting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text