Get Toned Not Stoned - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Inspired by Total Recall

Inspired by Total Recall

rendered in white and gray with red text on the crumpled body panels

Hanging a shingle that says "Law Offices" implies you own more than one suit and haven't been held in contempt before lunch

White sans-serif text below reads "NETWORK TELEVISION" above a thin blue-to-white gradient line

Get Toned Not Stoned - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Inspired by Total RecallPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold