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and exaggerated proportions in a distressed texture

Inspired by Pee Wee's Playhouse

Large distressed light blue block text below reads "PIRATES

A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt montpelier and exaggerated proportions in aMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork