Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_christmas Distressed typewriter-style white text reads

Distressed typewriter-style white text reads "WANTED : BEN RICHARDS" and "CALL THE TIP LINE AT" above "1

Forty bucks

and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_christmas Distressed typewriter-style white text readsLetting off some steam was never just a quip, it was a retirement plan. Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud. Bold red slab serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM." A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET