Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex T-Shirt cats Nobody in that treehouse got

Nobody in that treehouse got a Nobel

Rounded lowercase white text below reads "let's get phoked up

Turns out the deadliest junkyard dog ever is just a golden retriever who wants belly rubs

wearing a white cap

Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex T-Shirt cats Nobody in that treehouse gotDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels