Piss Hard, Shit Fast, Live Forever Mug announces to the world that

announces to the world that your day hasn't just begun - it's commenced with an overture of sorrow and a dollop of wit

Introducing the "Show Me Some Ass With Some Stretch Marks" Hoodie – because why hide behind perfection when you can flaunt the beauty of real life with humor and style

it's a proclamation that your goods are the talk of the town

I'm a declaration of indulgence

Piss Hard, Shit Fast, Live Forever Mug announces to the world thatThis cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea. Ceramic 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3. 85" (9. 8 cm), diameter 3. 35" (8. 5 cm) Glossy finish NOT dishwasher or microwave safe Hand wash only